filth!the filth!

Hi,

I'm a good person.

I have volunteered at a kindergarden for over six months atleast once a week until last week. I donate blood, have an organ donaters thingy ( they can totally rip me apart.I'm not even one of those weirdos wanting to keep their eyes! ) and I visit my grams atleast every second week. I help her out with buying supplies, carry her water bottles, do her garden work and scrub her back ( how many „eeewww, really??!“'s that info has gotten by now? ).No, she's not paying me anything for me coming over, neither do I expect money off her for it.

I'm going to work with kids probably for the rest of my life. The „big goal“ is to become a varified youth psychologist and help those rumbling fuckers out.

When I was about eleven years old my brother ( who is nine as of today ) called me „mommy“ cause my mother was never around but working and therefore I was the one he refered to as his mum.I clean the apartment and do the laundry every second saturday. The dish washer is my best friend and I have never done drugs because my mother said I shouldn't.

I won't get tattoed either until i've moved out because simply, my mother asked me to do this and I respect her too much to hurt her with something like this. No, it doesn't feel like she is holding me back from my life either to me. At last she brought me the whole life thing so it's kind of hypocrite to assume she's holding me back from it, isn't it... kinda.the bitch!

I never not buy tickets for the trains and tubes because i think it's the wrong thing to do.I recycle like us bloody europeans do ( except the british, they're the dirty slacker whores of europe ).

I have been listed as a bone marrow donater and I take care of a cat who got abused by his owners.I don't kill spiders even though they freak the shit out of me. Instead I hysterically put on gloves and arm myself with a hugeass beer glass to keep as much distance between the spider and I in order to catch it and put it savely into the backyard.cheers!

There's plenty more but I'm not neccessarily intending on pouring it all onto you, although wouldn't that be a nice purpose for an entry! „How splendid of a person am I, really?!“

Thing is: I've had sex. I've had sex with a random bloke I met in a night club after a frustrating set of songs being

after/before

played and an awful, awful date. Yes, you are right, I'm the slut who came with one boy and left with the other one!

I went home with him, we did naughtyfull things, I got dressed again and drove home eight in the morning.No, I don't neccessarily remember his name.. or his looks... or anything else. Neither do I care.

As i got home I took a shower, slept and the following day I got the morning-after-pill which I paid 17 bucks for. No, I don't care if the guy used protection or not. There's things more uncommon that 20 year olds getting pregnant surprisingly. I won't be one of them.

More fun shit? It seems that the whole first paragraph I wrote down gets fucking eliminated once I speak out any of the above information to another member of the female race.

It seems, more so, that my body will get sucked off the planet earth and shall be absorbed into a dimension far far from all good people with boyfriends-for-three-years. It shall be a land of people like me: The unwanted, „the rotten sex people“ ( this, shall be, in fact, our name.LP is coming out soon.) .

they gave me sex,a wig and a white cut off shirt

I'm a good person, ladies and gents and no, having random sex with random blokes is not changing this tiny little aspect of my personality. It's not making me less of a proper grand daughter to my grams and it's not making the laundry I do filthier either! Surprise! Even you can have dirty, naughty sex and it won't affect your housewife abilities either!

And yes, you can calm down: it will not turn you into a dirty whore either! People will not come up to you and ask you for your „price“ and yes, you can still wear your regular clothes. Red latex and spiff little nurse costumes are not a must if you have had a one night stand!

The past 48 hours I have gotten the most rude and disgraceful comments off the most dumb people ever.It seems I have shagged the pope AND used birth control while doing it.And even though, that yes, I must say what a lovely idea, i might just do that next weekend, there is still something dodgy about all these people. ( this is completely sounding like I've printed and sold my random sex to strangers...I didn't. That's the sunday plan...)

It's a funny world we live in...whooops, sorry. The world you guys are living in.. i'm going to be sucked to lala-lucious-filth-land soon.